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More Humor Columns by Horace J. Digby
Super Bowl
Sunday -- Horace friends come up
with a great idea for Super Bowl Sunday, but they invite him to the party
anyway. Between commercials and plate loads of snacks Horace finds
some time to bet on the outcome.
Nurses, Bondage, Lindsey Lohan --
(Delusional Digby Delivers in Latest Lohan
Lunacy) -- Horace wakes up in
the hospital with two young nurses holding him captive, Lindsey Lohan and
a billion dollar bearer bond may be his only
hope.
What Happens In
Vegas -- When Horace J. Digby
heads for Las Vegas, all the bells are ringing. But we all
know "what happens in Vegas . . ."
http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cvegas.htm.
Looking for Bob Newhart ( on
eBay) -- When Horace J. Digby
learned that he would be interviewing both Dave Barry and Bob Newhart, his
pal Pam Gilbert-Bugbee came up with a plan to help him do research for the
interviews in record time. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cnewhart.htm.
Pondering (on life after death)
-- Diana Ahlquist wanted some quotes from Digby for her new
book, The Complete Idiot's Guide to The
Afterlife. This is what Digby came up with.
http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cfterlife.htm. An Evening With Thornton Wilder (a Theatrical Review) -- When Digby's Editor asks him to review a play, all heck doesn't break loose for a change.
The Da Vinci Mole (an interview with the
author) -- In a sincere effort to cash
in on the coming clamor and hype, Digby interviews Dr. Ian Browne, author
of The summer's most daring rip-off, The Da Vinci
Mole. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cdavincimole.htm
A Crazy-Legs Christmas
-- Digby and his attorney, Clarence Darrow Gnostapopolis, Don't know
diddley-squat about shopping, until the team up with old friend Caufbaugh
Twilley, who does.
Dog Days (hot dog that is) -- It's time to tackle the
perplexing imbalance between hot dogs and hot dog buns. You'll
relish the solution Digby comes up with. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cdogdays.htm.
The New Four Basic Food Groups
-- We all learned about the four basic food groups.
Here are the things you didn't learn in school. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cbasicfoodgroups.htm
Our Mister Calendar -- Ever wonder where ancient people got the idea for a seven day week? Horace J. Digby raises (but does not answer) this and many other questions. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/ccalendar.htm Christmas Shopping -- "Do your Christmas shopping early?" Enough said. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cchristmasshopping.htm Doot's Christmas News Letter -- Even the Digby family dog gets into the act, with Doot's Christmas News Letter. Yule never believe this. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cdootschristmasnewsletter.htm Geraldo Rivera and The Secret Vaults of Saddam Hussein -- Where was Rivera when we needed him? http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cgeraldoriverasecretvaults.htm Good Morning to You -- "Early to bed—Early to Rise." Indeed! Debunking the good morning myth. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cgoodmorning.htm
How To Hang Up The Phone --
Digby explains how to get those pesky callers OFF THE
LINE. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/changupthephone.htm
Help Me Make It Through The Night
-- With Insomnia and Sleep Disorder on the rise, Horace J.
Digby offers a column to help put you to sleep. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/chelpmemakeitthrough.htm
How To
Write Humor -- Ever wonder how to write
humor? Digby comes through with insider secrets from one of
Lexington Film's leading humorists. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/chumor.htm
Lawyer Bashing -- Has
lawyer-bashing gone far enough? We think not, but you be the
judge. Digby examines the uses and abuses of lawyer
"jokes." http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/clawyerbashing.htm
Not Enough Time -- Einstein
had relativity, Newton had gravity, but Digby's whacky neighbor
Linda has some theories of her own. If you ever find yourself
saying, "Not enough time. . ." here is a solution that will keep you
laughing. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cnotenoughtime.htm
Preventing Credit Fraud --
Credit fraud is becoming a major business. Join Horace J. Digby
as he explores some pointers given by a well meaning friend. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cpreventingcreditfraud.htm
The Razor's Edge -- A
nostalgic romp through one man's experience with shaving equipment, and
advertising over the years. "Take it off. Take it all off."
The Hot-Dogs of Autumn --
Summer draws to a close, and Digby again catches his wonder dog at the
typewriter.
The New Four Basic Food Groups -- Digby discovers that there is a new
"four basic food groups," but there's no such thing as a free
lunch. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cbasicfoodgroups.htm.
Your Horoscope -- Nancy
Reagan believed in horoscopes, and so do millions of other people.
Digby tests their validity once and for all.
The New Four Basic Food Groups
-- We all learned about the four basic food groups.
Here are the things you didn't learn in school. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cbasicfoodgroups.htm
Our Mister Calendar -- Ever wonder where ancient people got the idea for a seven day week? Horace J. Digby raises (but does not answer) this and many other questions. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/ccalendar.htm Christmas Shopping -- "Do your Christmas shopping early?" Enough said. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cchristmasshopping.htm Doot's Christmas News Letter -- Even the Digby family dog gets into the act, with Doot's Christmas News Letter. Yule never believe this. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cdootschristmasnewsletter.htm Geraldo Rivera and The Secret Vaults of Saddam Hussein -- Where was Rivera when we needed him? http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cgeraldoriverasecretvaults.htm Good Morning to You -- "Early to bed—Early to Rise." Indeed! Debunking the good morning myth. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cgoodmorning.htm
How To Hang Up The Phone --
Digby explains how to get those pesky callers OFF THE
LINE. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/changupthephone.htm
Help Me Make It Through The Night
-- With Insomnia and Sleep Disorder on the rise, Horace J.
Digby offers a column to help put you to sleep. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/chelpmemakeitthrough.htm
How To
Write Humor -- Ever wonder how to write
humor? Digby comes through with insider secrets from one of
Lexington Film's leading humorists. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/chumor.htm
Lawyer Bashing -- Has
lawyer-bashing gone far enough? We think not, but you be the
judge. Digby examines the uses and abuses of lawyer
"jokes." http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/clawyerbashing.htm
Not Enough Time -- Einstein
had relativity, Newton had gravity, but Digby's whacky neighbor
Linda has some theories of her own. If you ever find yourself
saying, "Not enough time. . ." here is a solution that will keep you
laughing. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cnotenoughtime.htm
Preventing Credit Fraud --
Credit fraud is becoming a major business. Join Horace J. Digby
as he explores some pointers given by a well meaning friend. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cpreventingcreditfraud.htm
The Razor's Edge -- A
nostalgic romp through one man's experience with shaving equipment, and
advertising over the years. "Take it off. Take it all off."
The Hot-Dogs of Autumn --
Summer draws to a close, and Digby again catches his wonder dog at the
typewriter.
The New Four Basic Food Groups -- Digby discovers that there is a new
"four basic food groups," but there's no such thing as a free
lunch. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cbasicfoodgroups.htm.
Your Horoscope -- Nancy
Reagan believed in horoscopes, and so do millions of other people.
Digby tests their validity once and for all.
The New Four Basic Food Groups -- Digby discovers that there is a new
"four basic food groups," but there's no such thing as a free
lunch. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cbasicfoodgroups.htm.
Your Horoscope -- Nancy
Reagan believed in horoscopes, and so do millions of other people.
Digby tests their validity once and for all.
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