More Articles and Essays by Horace J. Digby

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The Horace J. Digby Report on A3Radio.com -- Click Here to listen to Digby's interviews with Bob Newhart, Dave Barry, Arlo Guthrie, Gordon Kirkland, Steven Barnes, Dante, and other leading writers, humorists, publishers, and entertainers—some of the most entertaining people you will ever meet—on the Horace J. Digby Report. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/digbyreportlineup.htm

More Humor and Podcasts by Digby

New Warning Label Icons -- For decades obscure warning label icons have protected us from misuse of prescription medicine. They work great. But that's not enough to keep Digby from wanting to replace them. Here are some even

more obscure icons. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cicons.htm.

When You Can't Sleep -- In this Robert-Benchley-Society- Award-Winning essay, Digby examines the mysteries of sleep. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/csleep.htm.

Spelling - The New Democracy -- With Google^® as his

new spell checker, Digby is stuck in a real dichotomy . . .

or is it "dichotemy?" Where is Dan Quayle when we really need him? http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cspellingthenewdemocracy.htm .

Writing My Own Pantoum -- Horace was never big on poetry until a friend told him about pantoums. Even then, he needed a schematic to get it right. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cpantoum.htm .

SandBagger Institute Develops Pre-Errata "Corrections Before You Wait." -- Tired of reading correction in tomorrows paper? Digby and his buddies from at the SandBagger Institute have the answer. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cpre-errata.htm.

Traffic Tickets -- Ever wonder how to keep "points" off your driving record if you get a ticket. Well, Neither did Horace J. Digby, until he got this advice from a well meaning friend. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/ctraffictickets.htm.

All About Fitness -- Fitness is just too complicated. Horace J. Digby shares his secrets for a simple method of staying in shape.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/callaboutfitness.htm.

A Letter From The Government -- When the Social Security Administration contacts Mrs. Digby, it's time for humor. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cletterfromthegovernment.htm

Identity Theft -- We've all been scrambling with this one. Now Digby once again proves that he doesn't have a clue. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cidentitytheft.htm

Daylight Savings Time -- Digby gets his clock wound too tight worrying about daylight time. Spring forward, fall back. Indeed! http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cdaylightsavingstime.htm

Adventure Cat ^®-- A DVD for Cats. What will they think of next. Horace J. Digby is not making this up . . . http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cadventurecat.htm

Dave Barry's Money Secrets -- When Dave Barry comes to Seattle to share financial secrets with Seahawks fans, he was bound to turn to Digby for advice . . . http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cdavebarry.htm

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KUOW Podcast with Dave Barry -- Dave Barry is much more generous than expected with Digby as a call-in guest on this KUOW radio podcast. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cdavebarry.htm

Mardi Gras (The Big Easy Just Got Easier) -- Take a lazy trip on down to New Orleans with Horace J. Digby, who is intent on bringing some of their culture back. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cmardigras.htm

Broken Flowers (a movie review) -- Digby takes time out to stop and smell the Broken Flowers, in this turn at movie reviewing . . . http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cbrokenflowers.htm

I Am Not In Denial -- Being happy and well adjusted is no reason to avoid counseling. According to Digby's pal Caufbaugh Twilley it's a cry for help. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cnotindenial1.htm.

Someone to Watch Over Me (The ACLU vs. The Boy Scouts of America) -- Thank goodness we have an organization like the ACLU standing ready to protect the US Army from the Boy Scouts.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/csomeonetowatchoverme.htm

Things That Go bump In The Night (A Ghost Story) -- Horace and his pals from the SandBagger Institute (for Advanced Human Research and Bowling Team), go Ghost Hunting with Southwest Washington Paranormal Research.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cthingsthatgobump.htm

Some Assembly Required -- Horace J. Digby offers solutions for when the Christmas season is out to get you. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/csomeassembly.htm.

Abstinence Only Drivers Education -- Digby joins the debate over abstinence only education with this delightful proposal.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cabstinenceonly.htm.

Upping The Relationship -- Digby examines the plight of "significant others" and their impact on society. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cuppingtherelationship.htm.

And Then I told Dave Barry -- When Dave Barry invites Digby's son Adam up on stage to sing Louie Louie, you get to learn about baseball, exploding whales, and Tacoma's favorite song. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/sbemagvol2issue7may10-2004-davebarry.htm

Voyage d'affair -- Planning a family trip to Paris, and brushing up on junior high French, leaves Digby, and the rest of us laughing.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/sbemagvol4issue7july2004c.htm .

Moonshine Becomes You -- Mt. St. Helens (how we put it out the last time) -- It's been twenty-five years since the mountain blew, when renewed seismic activity causes Digby to reminisce about how he and his buddies, The SandBaggers, put it out the last time.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cmtsthelens.htm . . .

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/sbemagvol4issue5may2004a.htm.

Still More Humor Columns by Horace J. Digby

An Evening With Thornton Wilder (Theatrical Review) -- When Digby's Editor asks him to review a play, all heck doesn't break loose, for a change.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/caneveningwiththorntonwilder.htm.

The Da Vinci Mole (an interview with the author) -- In a sincere effort to cash in on clamor and hype surrounding the Da Vinci Code, Digby interviews Dr. Ian Browne, author of the summer's most daring rip-off, The Da Vinci Mole. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cdavincimole.htm

A Crazy-Legs Christmas -- Digby and his attorney pal, Clarence Darrow Gnostapopolis, don't know diddley-squat about shopping, until the team up with old friend Caufbaugh Twilley, who does.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cacrazylegschristmas.htm

Dog Days (hot dog that is) -- It's time to tackle the perplexing imbalance between hot dogs and hot dog buns. You'll relish Digby's solution.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cdogdays.htm.

Our Mister Calendar -- Ever wonder where ancient people got the idea for a seven day week? Horace J. Digby raises (but does not answer) this and many other questions. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/ccalendar.htm

Preventing Credit Fraud -- Credit fraud is becoming a major business. Join Horace J. Digby as he explores advice from a well meaning friend. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cpreventingcreditfraud.htm

The Razor's Edge -- A nostalgic romp through one man's experience with shaving equipment. "Take it off. Take it all off."

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/crazorsedge.htm

Christmas Shopping -- "Do your Christmas shopping early?" Enough said.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cchristmasshopping.htm

Doot's Christmas News Letter -- Even the Digby family dog gets into the act, with Doot's Christmas News Letter. Yule never believe this. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cdootschristmasnewsletter.htm

Geraldo Rivera and The Secret Vaults of Saddam Hussein -- Where was Geraldo when we really needed him? http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cgeraldoriverasecretvaults.htm

Good Morning to You -- "Early to bed—Early to Rise." Indeed! Digby debunks the good-morning myth. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cgoodmorning.htm

How To Hang Up The Phone -- Ever wonder how to get those pesky callers OFF THE LINE?

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/changupthephone.htm

Help Me Make It Through The Night -- With Insomnia and Sleep Disorder on the rise, Horace J. Digby offers a column that will help. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/chelpmemakeitthrough.htm

How To Write Humor -- Ever wonder how to write humor? Digby comes through with insider secrets from one of Lexington Film's leading humorists. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/chumor.htm

Lawyer Bashing -- Has lawyer-bashing gone far enough? We think not, but you be the judge. Digby examines the uses and abuses of lawyer "jokes." http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/clawyerbashing.htm

Not Enough Time -- Einstein had relativity, Newton had gravity, but Digby's whacky neighbor Linda has some theories of her own. If you ever find yourself saying, "not enough time. . ." Linda's solution will keep you laughing. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cnotenoughtime.htm

The Hot-Dogs of Autumn -- Summer draws to a close, and Digby again catches his wonder dog, Doot, at the typewriter.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/csummerdrawstoaclose.htm

The New Four Basic Food Groups -- Digby discovers that there are now four new "basic food groups," but there's still no such thing as a free lunch. http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cbasicfoodgroups.htm.

Your Horoscope -- Nancy Reagan and millions of other people believe in Horoscopes. Digby tests their validity once and for all.

http://www.lexingtonfilm.com/cyourhoroscope.htm